We'd love to hear from you, unless we owe you money or there's a DNA test involved. To have YOUR NAME HERE appear at your event, just let us know there's free drinks and food. To have us actually PLAY at your event, we'll have to talk dates and times and logistics and probably even actual currency. You can email us by clicking on the little graphic below, which we've thoughtfully captioned "e-mail us." Or you can take out an ad in the personals column indicating you have some, um, very interesting trained penguins, and you'll hear from us pronto.